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| When does a man open the door of his car for his wife? Either the car is new or the wife is new
Boy 2 his friend: I kept sending my girlfriend a love letter everyday for 3 years! Friend: Then what happened? Boy: She married the postman!
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy
In the 1st year of marriage, man speaks and woman listens. In the 2nd year, woman speaks and man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and neighbors listen
Boy: say the 3 words that make me fly in air. Girl: go hang urself!!!!!
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP
Why did the Backstreet Boys show up to the party? 'Cause they had "The Call." | |
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